Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

We put the PANIC in Hispanic

August 29th, 2008

Hispanic Lookalike Picked as GOP Veep

It’s official: Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain picks Alaska guv Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Surely the GOPers are counting on tons of clueless beaners who’ll vote for her thinking she’s Latina.

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August 28th, 2008

McCain To Address Another Useless Latino Gala Event

Well in all the madness of Obama’s boring white guy VP nomination, let us not forget what our fearless leaders in our many MANY useful Latino organizations are doing to pursue the interests of our community! The Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, an organization focused on Latino youth types like America Ferrera or J-Lo playing a TV maid is choosing the ONLY Latino left in the race to take over the White House to speak at a gala where media types sit at the nosebleed section (there’s no such thing as a free gala dinner).

The Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute (CHCI) celebrates 31 years of serving Latino youth with its 31st Annual Awards Gala on Wednesday, September 10, 2008. This year’s theme, The Power to Make the Difference, commemorates the vast contributions Hispanic Americans have made to this country and celebrates the historic opportunity it has to impact the future of the United States.
Presidential candidate Sen. John McCain of Arizona will address the crowd of more than 2,300, including as many as 40 Members of Congress in attendance.
And of course, this event could not be complete without the attendance of some of our long forgotten, also 3-foot-tall Caucus leaders:
This year’s Chairman’s Award, selected by CHCI Chairman Joe Baca (CA-43), will be presented to three pioneering Members of Congress, Reps. Solomon P. Ortiz (TX-27), Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (FL-18), and Jose E. Serrano (NY-16).
I mean, remember last year? OK so it’s not letting me insert the image but it looks something like this.
And like any other Latino event, this gala cannot be complete without either Eddie Olmos or this dude:

The event will be emceed by Tony Plana, star of ABC’s hit comedy “Ugly Betty,” with gala entertainment provided by Grammy award-winning artists Los Lonely Boys.

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August 26th, 2008

Boricuas With Bling Have Panamanian’s Back

OMG stop the presses! National Boricua hero Daddy Yankee hearts our favorite Latino trying to take over the White House!

McCain Earns Backing From Daddy Yankee

LOS ANGELES (AFP) — Grammy-winning singer Daddy Yankee voiced his support for John McCain on Monday as the Republican presidential candidate described Democratic rival Barack Obama as an “honorable opponent.”

Daddy Yankee, whose real name is Ramon Ayala, appeared with the Arizona senator in front of around 100 students at Phoenix’s Central High School, the alma-mater of McCain’s wife Cindy.

Ayala said he was supporting McCain because of his support for immigration reform. “I’m here to support senator McCain,” Ayala said.

Thank GOD we know that know! Phew! Now it’s just time to sit in anticipation wondering who Noelia is going to back up (no pun intended).

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August 25th, 2008

The Only Real Latino in Congress Alive and Well in Denver

Ted Kennedy, Aug. 25, 2008

Sen. Ted Kennedy, recovering from treatment for brain cancer, brought the house down in Denver when he waltzed on stage to say hello and vote for Obama, por favor.

He looked better than that Delaware dinosaur Obama picked as his running mate.

More than the ENTIRE Congressional Hispanic Caucus combined, Kennedy has championed Latino issues in his decades in the U.S. Senate. Even Mexico thinks so.

So keep the novenas going to keep the community’s ONLY REAL LATINO IN CONGRESS healthy and in good spirits.

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August 23rd, 2008

Boricuas in the DNC nosebleed Section

So the Puerto Rico delegation is seated almost behind the podium at the DNC, and won´t see much…. On the positive side, they are a few steps from the bar.

Here is the super grainy photo to prove it.

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