Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

Live from twitter (sorry you monolinguals, this is in Spanish)

For the record, almost 0 latinos represented, and one of them Jaime Gonzalez Jr. a Texan who supports Hillary Clinton is not there WTF????? one of the most important meetings of this whole campaign, DIDN´T BOTHER TO SHOW UP!!!!!

On the other hand, Jerome Wiley Segovia, one of my favorite superdelegates ever (uncommitted) is there!

Ok, so maybe 3 of these people can vote….

And in case you don´t know who they are here is a list: Paulina Rubio, Alejandro Sanz, Don Omar, Lila Downs, John Leguizamo, Kate del Castillo, Jessica Alba, George Lopez, Voltio, Andres Levin, CuCu Diamante

Time for George Clooney, Oprah, Will Smith,  Warren Buffet, and all those no-name celebrities that support Obama to move over.

Ricky Martin, ex-menudo and best know Latino celebrity ever, has endorsed Hillary Clinton, and just on the eve of that primary in Puerto Rico of all those islanders who can´t vote for president!

Pop star Ricky Martin is backing Hillary Rodham Clinton ahead of Puerto Rico’s primary on Sunday.

The Grammy-winning singer on Wednesday said Clinton has shown a commitment to the needs of the Hispanic community.

Martin is one of the territory’s top-selling artists, whose hits including “She Bangs” and “Livin’ la Vida Loca.”

So apparently Obama thinks that a few words in Spanish will get him a few dozen votes in boricualand….and he launched this nice little ad where he speaks better Spanish than the Hispanic members of congress….

However if he wants the Cuban vote, and we KNOW he does, or why else would he be seen in Third World Country Miami… he needs Cubano con Barreras…

In case you were wondering, Joe Baca is still 3 feet tall

New shocking video, Baca is even shorter than Luis Gutiérrez!!!!!!!

More photos….

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