Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

We of course lament the exit of our very last Mexican-American candidate for president, Mitt Romney. It is not everyday that you see a “Hispanic” with 40 million dollars to spend on his own ego, but hey, it was fun while it lasted.

And he dropped out not just because he wasn´t going to win, but because he wants to make sure we don´t get a woman or a Black guy in the White House, because then the terrorists will:

“If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and
make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror,” Romney told the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington

So we are one step closer to getting a Central American president of the United States!!!!!

Maybe John McCain will take the Canal Zone back and turn it into a presidential biblioteca….

This Just In!!!!

In case you live under a rock….

Governor Romney will NOT be attending the previously advised event in Baltimore, MD tonight.

This event:

Governor Romney will NOT attend.

Thursday, February 7, 2008:

7:15 p.m. Governor Romney Addresses the Baltimore Republican Lincoln Day Dinner
American Legion Hall
1610 Sulfur Spring Road
Baltimore, MD
NOTE: A mult-box will be available

FOR PLANNING PURPOSES ONLY
February 6, 2008

CONTACT: Romney Press Shop

GOVERNOR MITT ROMNEY CAMPAIGNS IN MARYLAND
Boston, MA – On Thursday, February 7, 2008, Governor Mitt Romney will campaign in Maryland. The following events are open to the media:

Thursday, February 7, 2008:

7:15 p.m. Governor Romney Addresses the Baltimore Republican Lincoln Day Dinner
American Legion Hall
1610 Sulfur Spring Road
Baltimore, MD
NOTE: A mult-box will be available

*All Times Are Eastern Standard Time