Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

We’ll leave the talking for some really respectable mainstream media….

While the serious MSM in the U.S. were busy covering the secret wedding of the president of France to some model we´ve never heard of, the serious Spanish language MSM has been much busier covering a waaaay more important romance between Venezuelan I wish I was Fidel porque no te callas president Hugo Chávez and maid bashing crazy skinny person Naomi Campbell

The result: Hot political couple: CHAOMI

This lame quality video with a dog barking in the background says it all:

According to super reliable sources Naomi has said: Chávez is not a Gorilla, he is a bull and a very nice man, or something like that, don´t expect me to get the exact quote… and of course Chávez asked her to touch his muscles.

and then this…

After calling Campbell “a very special woman,” Chavez blasted President Bush for maintaining Washington’s 46-year trade embargo against Cuba.

This of course is no surprise to us, since we mentioned it waaay back last year.

We haven´t seen such a cute couple since Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thacher…

Even though we keep hearing about how Hispanics and Blacks hate each other (and therefore millions of afro-latinos must then hate themselves, especially Dominicans, but then again they are not Black, but that is a whole other topic), there is powerful evidence to the contrary. The latest:

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens is moved to tears in defense of Mexican-American quarterback Tony Romo because of a border crossing trip to México….

Yes once again…. all because of a blond!!!!

Reminds us of a previous incident….

And of course we can´t go without leaving you with this as well…