Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

Apparently forgetting they have been IN THE MAJORITY in BOTH HOUSE of CONGRESS for nearly A YEAR, Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean held a conference call with some poor souls in the Latino media and complained about how Republicans well, just simply SUCK.

They suck at everything, those darned Republicans and us poor DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE haven’t been able to do anything for the community, Dean opined. Of course, he added, it’s because of these sucky Republicans that the poor, hardworking Democrats (DESPITE BEING IN CHARGE OF CONGRESS FOR ALMOST A YEAR) haven’t done a damn thing about immigration.

There’s even a cool website focusing on how Republicans suck.

Yes, pueblo latino, it is the Republicans’ fault that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, IN CHARGE OF THE LEGISLATIVE WHEELS IN THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, hasn’t even placed immigration on the calendar. And won’t.

GOP Forces Her To Sit Still

And of course it is the Republicans’ fault that a bill prohibiting the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission from pursuing cases against companies that impose English-only at the workplace has MORE THAN 30 DEMOCRATIC SPONSORS.

And it was the Republicans’ fault that Congressional Hispanic Caucus chairman Joe Baca recently got into a heated argument with several top people in the party RIGHT ON THE HOUSE FLOOR over concerns that the DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE weren’t paying attention to the LATINO DEMOCRATS, who by the way, are part of that group called DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE.

GOP Made Him Fight

And clearly, DEMOCRAT Heath Shuler of North Carolina was brainwashed by Republicans into sponsoring an enforcement-only immigration bill.

Brains Sucked Out by GOP

Stay tuned for the conference call where Dean blames the Republicans for not letting him hire ANY Latinos for top positions at the DNC (spokesman for Latino press doesn’t count).