Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

We put the PANIC in Hispanic

November 9th, 2007

This Is What Happens When White Guys From Connecticut Try To Do A Latino’s Job

Oh the joy! Where do we begin?? Turns out that if there’s no pinches rinches to take care of all ‘em messcans, then we’re gonna take care of them ourselves…by building a 3-foot tall fence!! At least Joe Baca won’t be able to get through…check out the article by some real respectable news source like CNN.

Minuteman’s high-tech border barrier called a ‘cow fence

COCHISE COUNTY, Arizona (CNN) — It was supposed to be 14 feet high and topped with razor wire. It was also supposed to send a message to Washington that if the government wouldn’t seal off the southern border, volunteers could.

Almost two years later, the reality is a five-strand barbed-wire barrier that ranchers dismiss as a mere cattle fence.

Simcox described it as “our high-tech, double-layered gauntlet of deterrent.”

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The fence was described on the Minuteman Web site as 14 feet high, with security cameras and sensors, topped with razor wire and flanked by ditches to stop vehicles. Simcox referred to it as an “Israeli-style” fence, similar to the barrier Israel has erected to keep Palestinians from crossing from the West Bank.

“All of a sudden we hear, ‘We are going to build a fence if the government doesn’t build it!’ We all looked at each other and said, ‘What!’” said David Jones, a former Minuteman member.

Donations started flowing in. One man actually mortgaged his home and contributed more than $100,000. And on Memorial Day of last year, there was a groundbreaking ceremony on John Ladd’s Arizona ranch. But what the Minutemen were building was not a tall, Israeli-style fence.

Former member Bob Wright said, “It wasn’t until they actually started the ceremony that it became clear. It was gonna be a cow fence!”

HA!! Okay, okay, okay. Hold up. Not only is this fence only going to keep out the occasional, harder-working, shorter and hotter-looking Mexican cow/midget but also NO ONE KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THEIR MONEYZ??

Damn! See what happens when a white man steals a brown man’s job? I’m lookin’ at you, Mocoso Mukasey!

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November 9th, 2007

White Guy Takes Mexican´s Job

Apparently torture is an equal opportunity gig…

Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

WASHINGTON — The Senate confirmed retired judge Michael Mukasey as attorney general Thursday night to replace Alberto Gonzales, who was forced from office in a scandal over his handling of the Justice Department.

Mukasey was confirmed as the nation’s 81st attorney general after a sharp debate over his refusal to say whether the waterboarding interrogation technique is torture.

yo torturo, tu torturas

Republicans were solidly behind President Bush’ nominee. Democrats said their votes were not so much for Mukasey as they were for restoring a leader to a Justice Department left adrift after Gonzales’ resignation in September.

In the end, Mukasey was confirmed by a 53-40 vote. Six Democrats and one independent joined Republicans in sealing his confirmation.

So how did the Latinos vote?

Robert Menéndez: NAY,
Mel Martínez: YEA,
Ken Salazar: NAY
(and added that he couldn´t support Mukasey, because he didn´t have humble beginnings like his ex best friend Al GONEzales)

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