Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

Who thought it would be possible for Homeland Insecurity chief Mickey Jerkoff to reach a new low in his Hitleristic pursuit of beaners?

It happened today with the Bush administration’s resident maitre’d (who actually is looking less like a French waiter and more like one of those Vichy collaborators) defending the construction of a fence along a portion of the U.S. border.

He told our dear friends at The Associated Press that it’s GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

Yep, that’s right, DHS Secretary Philippe Pétain Michael Chertoff said the beaners “degrade” the environment, and that a fence is actually better that all those hoardes coming across the border.

“Illegal migrants really degrade the environment. I’ve seen pictures of human waste, garbage, discarded bottles and other human artifact in pristine areas,” Chertoff said in a telephone interview with AP. “And believe me, that is the worst thing you can do to the environment.”

So, you have cacti and scorpions and other ”delicates” in the desert that have survived for whoknowshowmanythousandsofyears, but along come some beaners in Timberlands, and all hell breaks loose. 

What’s next? Blaming the beaners for global warming? 

Check out the rest of his delightful insights into environmental standards at the border: http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/bw-exec/2007/oct/01/100102777.html