Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

As far as we know so far, the CIA and Fidel Castro are not involved in the impending coup against the fearless leader of the Hispanic Divided Caucus, Joe Baca.

The CIA is busy trying to find out what a Suni is and Fidel Castro is busy discussing ethanol with Hugo Chávez.

We mentioned earlier that some of the democratic hispanic members of Congress where holding a series of meetings to decide if Loretta Sánchez was really a whore, who should resign next from the caucus and where they will hold their Cinco de Mayo party.

And even though they are still “meeting” as I write this, a few updates are in order.

But before I forget, The Politico has actually sent a real live reporter to cover this, as we have confirmed with our Hispanic Media sources.

Anyway, the full article from the Hill.

Basically, one of the plans is to have all the men resign and Loretta comes back, another plan is to replace a Male Mexican with a Male Boricua as fearless leader.

Stay tuned, this telenovela could end up as an educational show on Univisión.