Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

So yes, they aren’t daily….

SO this ad was premiered last night at the TV Radio gala thing with Bush and Rove, and in front a lot of people dressed up to confirm that Washington is the Hollywood of Ugly People, but more on that later…

So back to JibJab, it is a hilarious video but I must point out 2 things, apparently Geraldo Rivera is still the only Latino “on the news”, and the “lady” who “found” the finger in her Wendy´s chilli is not a white old lady, but a certified Latina Orgullo Hispano. (Once again our accomplishments are ignored)

So I was watching CNN, like we inside the beltway people do, and they start showing very important “breaking news” about Miami, so I stereotypical assume that there are some Hispanics involved that I need to comment about… and guess what? Apparently some not yet identified non-white guy tried to rob a bank by email or something…but we still don´t know if he is a census certified Latino.

BUT while I was on the Miami Herald page, I saw this story about a woman who had a sex change to become a Hispanic named Julio Roberto… all that lead to a legal case about alimony:

Roach and his wife, Julia, divorced in 2004 after 18 years of marriage. The 48-year-old utility worker agreed to pay her $1,250 a month in alimony. Since then, Julia Roach, 55, had a sex change and legally changed her name to Julio Roberto Silverwolf.

To all those who work at or read the Politico, please credit this blog with this breaking news about Alberto Gonzales leaving Washington.

After Republicans joined Democrats and just about anyone who believes in the Constitution in calling for the resignation of Attorney General, Gonzales has decided to go back to Texas.

(He tried to escape to Chicago first, but apparently that didn´t go over too well and neither did Denver)

So there you have it, now I except all the other medias from CNN to the Huffington Post to copy me…

UPDATE: While on the subject of Gonzo, and to tired to do a whole new post, let me just add that there is a new scandal brewing for Gonzales, and it may get some attention outside the beltway, because it involves SEX and TEENAGE BOYS…