Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

So after making his father cry, and being unable to continue the family tradition of executing people, now he is making himself cry….

And despite the fact that Florida Governor and first sibling Jeb Bush says he has NO FUTURO, we think he does (even Michael Brown is making money these days) and we offer a list of suggestions for ways he can occupy his time in the near FUTURO…

-Keeping his wife Columba from further shoplifting adventures in Miami Beach

- becoming a drug counselor for his crackhead daughter

- free to pursue anything besides having to listen to Cuban mafia in Miami

- go back to speaking English full-time

- sit around with Katherine Harris, Rick Santorum, Dennis Hasterd and other politicians whose careers tanked

- find another third world country, other than Florida, to elect him

- try to resurrect Terry Schiavo

- watch his son Jorge P. campaign for failed republicans

- become a full time hurricane expert

- go back to the ranch in Texas, oh wait, he doesn’t have a ranch

- maybe his mom can show him some compassion like she did for the Katrina victims

- try to adopt Elián González, again.

We will update this as the ideas come pouring in…

The orgullos hispanos keep coming…

Baby is sent through X-ray machine at LAX

A woman going through security at Los Angeles International Airport put her month-old grandson into a plastic bin intended for carry-on items and slid it into an X-ray machine.

The early Saturday accident — bizarre but not unprecedented — caught airport workers by surprise, even though the security line was not busy at the time, officials said.

A screener watching the machine’s monitor immediately noticed the outline of a baby and pulled the bin backward on the conveyor belt.

Officials, who declined to release the 56-year-old woman’s name, said she spoke Spanish and apparently did not understand English.

The grandmother and the child were subsequently allowed to board an Alaska Airlines flight to Mexico City.

The obvious disturbing part is what the abuelita did, but it is interesting to note that TSA people are saying that this probably already happened before and that either way, they don’t have enough personnel to actually LOOK at what goes through the machine…. Read the rest of this entry »

So just when you thought everyone was on vacation, turns out the Hispanic Caucus is still in session sending interesting press releases, and then corrections of those press releases.

Don’t worry, you aren’t missing any real news, it is basically your standard fare of congratulations to themselves and Nancy Pelosi for the fact that Hispanic democrats have been automatically promoted in the committees once controlled by republicans.

Except that in one of these press releases they “forget” to mention our favorite new appointee Silvestre Reyes, despite the fact that he has the highest profile new job.

But not to worry, Reyes has his own press release to congratulate himself, (Only those on minor committees need a Hispanic Caucus press release)

Draw your own conclusions:

Washington, DC – Today, Speaker-Elect Nancy Pelosi with the nomination of Rep. Becerra to be Assistant to the Speaker, has now nominated three Congressional Hispanic Caucus members to lead committees and senior leadership posts.

“We are very pleased to have members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus have, through their hard work, earn key appointments in both leadership and as chairs of major committees,” said Rep. Napolitano, chair of the CHC. “We applaud Speaker-Elect Pelosi for continued dedication to diversity in her leadership of the Caucus and of key committees. We look forward to working with leadership to address the important issues facing the nation.”

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And you thought Steve King (R-IA) was out there?

Turns out part of the plan of the Mexican “reconquista” of the U.S. is to massively use and disseminate the Koran. (The Guadalupana thing is just a front) Who Knew?
According to Virgil Goodlate (R-VA), illegal immigration must be stopped because it leads native born Americans to use the Koran at swearing in ceremonies when they are elected to Congress.

Come again?

From a recent letter he sent:

When I raise my hand to take the oath on Swearing In Day, I will have the Bible in my other hand. I do not subscribe to using the Koran in any way.

The Muslim Representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don’t wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran.

We need to stop illegal immigration totally and reduce legal immigration and end the diversity visas policy pushed hard by President Clinton and allowing many persons from the Middle East to come to this country.

It only gets worse... just when you thought Virginia was coming in to the 20th Century

A nice new crop from south of the border, available for consumers in USA, and they say NAFTA didn’t help agriculture….

Mexico troops find hybrid marijuana plant

LAZARO CARDENAS, Mexico - Soldiers trying to seize control of one Mexico’s top drug-producing regions found the countryside teeming with a new hybrid marijuana plant that can be cultivated year-round and cannot be killed with pesticides.

The hybrid first appeared in Mexico two years ago but has become the plant of choice for drug traffickers Michoacan, a remote mountainous region that lends to itself to drug production.

Yields are so high that traffickers can now produce as much marijuana on a plot the size of a football field as they used to harvest in 10 to 12 acres.

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