Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

With the beaners apparently too damn busy kissing up and trying to curry favor and/or fanagle a spot with the Obamans,

the KICK ASS civil rights group Southern Poverty Law Center sued the Kentucky branch of inbreds and misfits otherwise known as the Ku Klux Klan on behalf of Jordan Gruver, a Latino teenager who was severely beaten by two of these inbreds, just because he was a beaner.

The incident happened two years (still waiting for the Mexican American Legal whatever whatever whatever Fund and others to COMMENT on it) when the diminutive Panamanian immigrant was accosted by the big-ass thugs while he was doing nothing more than minding his own damn business. They broke his jaw and a bunch of other bones.

Anyhoo, in step these white guys from SPLC, and they sue the inbreds AND WIN (wait! doesn’t the Mexican American Legal whatever whatever Fund have lawyers?!!!).

These white guys get this Latino kid almost $3 million, which is $3 million more than he got with the Mexican American Legal whatever whatever Fund and other Latino “leaders” who didn’t bother with him.

So remember, if you’re ever beaten up by inbreds, CALL THE WHITE GUYS!!!

Our “leaders” are obviously otherwise occupied.

First it was talk of Boston Brahmin/presidential loser John Kerry on the short list for Secretary of State in an Obama administration, along with a slew of other white guys, when the entire world knows the most qualified person for that position is a Mexican American.

Probably the only beaner who speaks three languages coherently, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson can hang out with lunatics in North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba and gawd knows how many other places high and low.

And on top of that, he was a presidential candidate. Didn’t get far but his commercials were hilarious. And he gives good interview.

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Time for the white newly-disenfranchised media to do our job!

And I can’t embed, but here’s the link:

thanks Gawker!

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Okay amigos, sorry to be a buzzkill in this time of unity and unicorns and great happiness between the races, but time to come back to reality with a “duh” statement:

Public radio still has NO Spanish language national programming.

I repeat, public radio has NO Spanish language national programming.

Although Latinos helped get our new president-elect in New Mexico, Nevada, and Colorado, we still can’t even get half an hour of programming. The results are EMPTY.

‘Nuff said.

Since you can interpret polls to mean ANYTHING, here goes some fun with numbers.

All this is based on an actual real poll conducted by the University of Texas.

Is Barack Obama’s religion…?
Protestant 45.3%
Catholic 3.3%
Muslim 22.7%
Hindu 0.2%
Couldn’t say 28.2%

Do you consider yourself to be Hispanic or Latino?
Hispanic 37.2%
Non-Hispanic 62.5%
Don’t know 0.3% (If you have a Virgen de Guadalupe calendar in your house, you are)

But we can’t overlook this even more revealing item:

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