Adventures of the Coconut Caucus

I have barely had a minute this week to update everybody on the latest Hispanic happenings, because it turns out I DO have a life, so here goes our news sancocho roundup in bullet point form:

• Bill Richardson wants more aliens to land in New Mexico
• Hispanic representatives of Third World Country Miami want you to buy expensive gas

• Finally a Latino on PBS!!!!!!! and he is not on Sesame Street.

• Zero Rodríguez gets a sidewalk built!
• Bush had breakfast with the 3 Hispanics that still support him
• Hillary Clinton had lunch with Hispanics who all support her

In case you were living under a rock and missed the last year of news, you were totally correct to do so, because everything you need to know is right here in one minute….or so

And I really must commend Kevin Allocca because for once Latinos were not excluded from the madness.

So here is a sampling of random videos related to that non-binding primary of people who speak Spanish and can’t vote for president, unless of course they move to Division St. in Chicago.

Wear a condom, vote for Obama

Viejita in charge of her whole town tells it to Obama like it is, with a translator who barely translates half of what is said.

Hillary Clinton: Puerto Rico needs “special” help

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Because campaigning for Secretary of State-VP means you need to be on TV as much as you can, and things pretty much run themselves down in New Mexico….

Richardson Judas López once again on FOX.

I have included the rush transcript here, but since none of us have time to read such things, except bloggers in pajamas, here is the bullet point summary:

• Thank you for having me on your show, it is nice to see myself on TV again, even though it is to talk about some other guy, which you would actually be interviewing if you could.
• Yes actually, they didn´t tell me Edwards would endorse Obama, so I am just making it up as I go, apparently they did call the Clintons, but even though I am going to be Secretary of State-VP, I can´t believe they wouldn´t tell me!!!! (and, I will shave off my beard when I am appointed to something important)
• AND yes, I will continue to pretend I just want to be governor of desert and rocks state…

HANNITY: If he called and asked you to take the job, (Vice president) would you take it?

RICHARDSON: Well, you can’t turn your back on something like that, but I’m not pining for it, I’m not running any campaign.

HANNITY: I understand.

RICHARDSON: I’m very happy riding my horse, you know, staying out here in New Mexico.

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Despite Richardson López being a total Judas to Hillary, she is helping him get one step further to becoming Secretary of State, so he can meet with all the evil people in the world, like Hugo Chávez, so that Obama doesn´t have to.