Miss Argentina Dies Of Butt Surgery Overdose

By Ticatecla, December 1, 2009 12:44 pm

Sorry, I couldn’t resist! I mean, really? Died because she was getting a butt lift? Seems suspect. And also, for all of those of you that thought that Argentinos were naturally hott, one in 30 has had work done. Just FYI.

Former Miss Argentina dies after plastic surgery

Buenos Aires, Argentina (CNN) — A former Miss Argentina died Sunday after complications arising from plastic surgery, the official Telam news agency said.

Solange Magnano, 37, died in a hospital after being transferred from a clinic where she underwent an elective surgery on her buttocks on Wednesday, the agency reported.

So let’s stop siliconing our traseros, please. kthxbye.

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Hillary Fanatic Exiled to Santo Domingo

By La Neta, November 29, 2009 9:17 pm

The White House is all set to announce on Monday November 30th the nomination of former National Council of La Raza prez Raúl Yzaguirre

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as — get this — the new U.S. ambassador to the Dominican Republic.

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Yzaguirre, 70, was NCLR president for 30 years before retiring in 2004 to become a community organizing professor at Arizona State University.

He has since also dabbled in some political stuff, having been picked by the then-Hillary for President campaign in 2008 as one of the co-chairs, and he promptly went about complaining that the Obama campaign had stolen the “Yes We Can” slogan from the United Farm Workers union.

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His reward: an ambassadorship to a country he knows nothing about and can barely understand the extremely rapid Spanish that’s spoken down there.

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Of course the best thing about this is the Mexican will realize not every Latino is from south of the border and that tortillas aren’t a staple food all over the place, and that there indeed are people who dance without cowboys boots.

Omigawd! Virgen de Altagracia! He’s gonna be eaten alive!

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Hey but it doesn’t end there! Apparently the Dominican government consulted voodoo fortune tellers in neighboring Haiti, because the quisqueya government “granted with pleasure the approval of Yzaguirre” – a week and a half ago.

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Somebody please tell the Dominicans the White House first has to make the announcement official and then it has to be greenlighted by the U.S. Senate.

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And while you’re talking to them, bring back some Presidente beer, por fa’!!!!

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Spain Throws Out The Jews…AGAIN

By La Neta, November 29, 2009 8:20 pm

Back in the day when Spain was allegedly a world-class powerhouse, the natives got jealous of the smartest people amongst them and decided to kick them out, telling the chosen sons and daughters of Abraham to scram.  ‘Course it was not done politely.

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Fast forward to today, and again Spain is telling the Jews vayan al diablo.  And this time it happens before they even get there.

Spain is hosting the Solar Decathlon Europe next summer, where teams from 20 universities around the globe participate.

The team from Israel’s Ariel University Center of Samaria in the West Bank had qualified, but the Spanish government recently told the team it was removed from the competition because the university is in “occupied territories.”

Stepping into the hornet’s nest is Florida Republican Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, who has quite a number of Jewish constituents (and you thought Cubans only cared about Fidel!).

“It is outrageous that a group of scientists is being barred from participating in an international scientific competition because they are from the West Bank,” she said.

“The decision by the Spanish government to expel the team represents a dangerous assault on the principles of scientific exchange and academic freedom, and contributes to the demonization of the state of Israel.”

The letter to the team from the Spanish government reads, “The fact that your center is actually located in the occupied territories, and being obliged to respect the European Union position in relation to this matter, we are forced to inform you that the continuation of your center in this competition will not be possible.”

Because Spain is the host country, it can decide who participates or not.

So Congresswoman Ros-Lehtinen is lobbying the DOE to withdraw its co-sponsorship of the event. Already thousands have signed a petition asking the Obama administration to tell the Spaniards WTF and get the U.S. paws off that gathering.

It promises to get nice and nasty.

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Time To Give A Big Bronx Cheer To A Big Brown Boba

By La Neta, October 14, 2009 10:18 pm

Hey Janet Murguia, president of the National Council of La Raza, wassup with going on a national radio show to talk about healthcare reform and immigration, and constantly saying “resident alien” when referring to  illegals?

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(Check it out here: http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=46 and click on: Health Care Overhaul Has Tough Implications For Immigrants)

So, Janet, isn’t your organization always clamoring for respect for the big brown nation? Aren’t y’all always complaining that the gringos and other clueless folks refer to the community in disparaging words?

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So wassup with this “resident alien” nonsense? What are you? Working in secret for the Border Patrol?

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Or are you simply just another Latina dingbat in a nice dress?

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Beaner Immigrant Endorses Beaner Hater

By La Neta, October 12, 2009 6:03 pm

Omigawd, we can be a stupid peoples sometimes…

Case in point is the Virginia race for governor, with the wishy-washy Democrat Creigh Deeds running way behind the ultra-conservative right-wing zealot Bob McDonnell.

Leave it up to the Democrats to fail to take advantage of the Obamanation mania that gripped that state last year (Virginia voted DEMOCRAT for the first time since 1964), but an even more egregious thing is seeing the brown people support someone who really absolutely positively no question about it HATES brown people, especially immigrant brown people.

” Voto Virginia ” with  Eduardo Verástegui”

“This is a free one night only event that you don’t want to miss”
What: Rally
When: Wednesday, October 14
From: 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
 Where: Kena Shriners Hall
Kena Shriners
9001 Arlington Blvd
Fairfax, VA, 22031

Latino sensation Eduardo Verástegui has agreed to headline a get out the vote rally, for Hispanic voters and will endorse Bob McDonnell, for Governor.

Does the GOP really think beaners are stupid enough to vote for some Nazi just because a really cute guy who can’t even vote says so?

Heil yeah!!!

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