Taking a break from planting jalapeños in her organic garden, our Primera Dama is headed solo to México where she will talk to young people about not immigrating to the United States self determination.
According to WaPo:
Obama will be in Mexico City for a total of about 40 hours and is not expected to travel outside the capital. She will speak to young people — from primary-school students to recent college graduates — encouraging them to become active in their communities and take responsibility for their own future.
We can only hope that unlike her husband she doesn´t bring back swine flu.
I also hope that as the trip goes on, I will come up with something clever to say about it.
So we all know that the CIA tried to kill Castro with cigars, beard ointments, Gloria Estefan music and yes that Bay of Swine Pigs invasion.
Now that Fidel has become a decrepit dictator columnist, the CIA has focused its Latin American operations on our next favorite head of state, Fidel wannabe, Hugo Chávez.
And since Obama outlawed all that waterboarding, the CIA had to come up with something else.
The plot is SO COMPLICATED, it may actually seem unreal and totally made up by a blogger who is pretending to work.
But the facts are undeniable:
- On the evening of April 16, Barack Obama had a super fancy dinner at Mexico City’s Museo Nacional de AntropologÃa, (where BTW there is currently and exhibit about ex-axis of evil location Iran).
- That night, also present was museum curator Felipe SolÃs OlguÃn, who presumably showed Obama around, shared an unprotected handshake, explained the history of Monctezuma’s revenge and gave him some souvenirs from the Teotihuacán Wal-Mart.
- Then a few days later almost immediately, SolÃs, who as far as we know is not related to ex-coconut Hilda SolÃs, was found dead, of flu-like symptoms (in this case diabetes and cardiac arrest).
- That same night, Obama flew to Trinidad and Tobago, to meet his book club buddy, Hugo Chávez.
- Then, they had an unprotected handshake and exchanged a book about veins.
- Within a few hours Chávez also started showing symptoms of being sick.
- Later that day, fueled by rumors, people in Miami started the preparations to celebrate Castro and or Chávez’ imminent demise, as is their custom.
- Chávez himself has preemptively denounced ad nauseam these plots against him.
We haven’t had this much fun since CNN En Español tried to kill Chávez.
AND of course, we are not the only ones spreading a version of this very suspicious sequence of events. (except for the Chavez part)
Move over Super Bowl Sunday, we have some news from the world of REAL fútbol, the most viewed and played sport on the planet.
Radio Shack cancels Mexico soccer-voodoo campaign
MEXICO CITY – RadioShack Corp. will not sponsor a Mexican newspaper promotion that invited fans to prick voodoo dolls wearing American jerseys to boost the country’s soccer team in a World Cup qualifier next month against the United States.
The Mexican sports daily Record had published an ad on Tuesday, printing coupons for fans to clip and redeem at their local Radio Shack store for a voodoo-doll likeness of a U.S. player.
The newspaper ad said it hoped young people would gather around televisions for the match and “apply punishments to our rivals,” giving Mexico an edge to end a decade of winless play versus the Americans on U.S. soil.
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Sen. Ted Kennedy, recovering from treatment for brain cancer, brought the house down in Denver when he waltzed on stage to say hello and vote for Obama, por favor.
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