Anonymous Latina Runs Labor Department
And here we thought the mystery of who’s in charge at Labor was resolved when Congress finally voted to confirm now-former Congresswoman Hilda SolÃs, after making her wait for almost two months while they investigated all kinds of crap they disregarded when the white guy now over at Treasury came up for a vote.
In case you’ve been living in a cave, this is what she looks like:

But apparently NO ONE at the Obamatron White House brain trust knows who she is, ’cause they release the numbers on unemployment and the economy, etc., etc.; her VERY FIRST COMMENTS on the whole thing, and we apparently have to guess what the hell her name is:
THE WHITE HOUSE