There’s this terrible new legislation out west in Arizona that basically says the police can ask anyone for papiere to prove their immigration status. Which means anyone who “looks” illegal will get stopped and kicked out. Aryans need not worry.
Just like Nazi Germany!
So, let’s see. There’s this new bill that had to go through all kinds of stages to get to where it is now.
Stage one: some legislator introduces it. What were the immigration rights groups doing when that happened?
Stage two: the legislators debate it. What were the immigration rights groups doing when that happened?
Stage three: legislators vote on it and pass it. What were the immigrant rights groups doing when that happened?
Now, suddenly, AFTER IT’S ALL OVER, AFTER IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, the groups wake up and talk about planning a vigil at the governor’s mansion, hoping she’ll veto it.
Because of course that’s always the best course of action!
Duh statement of the day: the gay marriage issue tends to be one that many Latinos will not touch with a ten foot pole (even though we all have a gay tío at least who helped us do our hair for some ridiculous quinceañera).
So although the New York State Senate decided that by legalizing gay marriage they were all going to be forced to screw a bearish gay man/big butch leathermamma lesbian and therefore they could NOT unvirginize their behinds, there were some pretty awesome comments from black senators. Here’s some excerpts from some MSM source…
Senator Ruth Hassell-Thompson, a Democrat who represents parts of the Bronx and Westchester County, spoke publicly for the first time about her gay brother, who was shunned by her family and moved to France.
“When I walk through these doors, my Bible stays out,” said Senator Eric Adams, a Brooklyn Democrat who compared the law preventing same-sex marriage with laws that kept blacks and whites from marrying. “I believe there are certain moments here where we can benchmark our lives by the votes we took.”
So where are the Latino senators? And what will they say? Um…make us proud?
State Senator Rubén Díaz Sr. of the Bronx made an impassioned argument against same-sex marriage, describing his continued opposition as reflecting the broad consensus that marriage should be limited to a union between a man and woman. “Not only the evangelicals, not only the Jews, not only the Muslims, not only the Catholics, but also the people oppose it,” he said.
Uh. Ok…never mind. Nothing but bad news today, raza.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist! I mean, really? Died because she was getting a butt lift? Seems suspect. And also, for all of those of you that thought that Argentinos were naturally hott, one in 30 has had work done. Just FYI.
Buenos Aires, Argentina (CNN) — A former Miss Argentina died Sunday after complications arising from plastic surgery, the official Telam news agency said.
Solange Magnano, 37, died in a hospital after being transferred from a clinic where she underwent an elective surgery on her buttocks on Wednesday, the agency reported.
So let’s stop siliconing our traseros, please. kthxbye.
Yes mis amigos, another piece of news from the “thank-the virgencita-they’re-Latino-so-I-can-post-this” category. PS Florida is offically retarded.
MIAMI (Reuters) – A bank in Florida refused to cash a check for an armless man because he could not provide a thumbprint.
“They looked at my prosthetic hands and the teller said, ‘Well, obviously you can’t give us a thumbprint’,” Steve Valdez told CNN on Wednesday.
But he said the Bank of America Corp branch in downtown Tampa, Florida, still insisted on a thumbprint identification for him to cash a check drawn on his wife’s account at the bank, even though he showed them two photo IDs.
Call them hongos or champiñones or some crazy Aztec name that we can all pronounce even though we’re straight descendants of la Reina Isabel, but turns out that some white MSM that no Latinos listen to is SHOCKED at the fact that we eat moldy corn. Delicious, delicious moldy corn. Or as white people call it, tar-like fungus. Buen provecho:
In Central Mexico, locals are feasting on a unique delicacy that sprouts to life this time of year from the country’s corn fields.
It’s still called by its Aztec name, cuitlacoche (pronounced QUEET-la-coh-chay--ed.note: mwahahahaha!). The gray, stone-shaped fungus turns into a gunky, tar-like mush when cooked.
But it is revered by Mexican gourmet chefs and home-style cooks alike. The fungus — which some say has an earthy, tangy, mushroom-like flavor with a hint of raw corn — is a popular ingredient in soups and quesadillas.
I love that there were 7 minutes dedicated to this tianguis delicacy. Since there are more brown people now on the bench and we’re all Mexicans anyway, México is so in, guys. So in.
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