Duh statement of the day: the gay marriage issue tends to be one that many Latinos will not touch with a ten foot pole (even though we all have a gay tío at least who helped us do our hair for some ridiculous quinceañera).
So although the New York State Senate decided that by legalizing gay marriage they were all going to be forced to screw a bearish gay man/big butch leathermamma lesbian and therefore they could NOT unvirginize their behinds, there were some pretty awesome comments from black senators. Here’s some excerpts from some MSM source…
Senator Ruth Hassell-Thompson, a Democrat who represents parts of the Bronx and Westchester County, spoke publicly for the first time about her gay brother, who was shunned by her family and moved to France.
“When I walk through these doors, my Bible stays out,” said Senator Eric Adams, a Brooklyn Democrat who compared the law preventing same-sex marriage with laws that kept blacks and whites from marrying. “I believe there are certain moments here where we can benchmark our lives by the votes we took.”
So where are the Latino senators? And what will they say? Um…make us proud?
State Senator Rubén Díaz Sr. of the Bronx made an impassioned argument against same-sex marriage, describing his continued opposition as reflecting the broad consensus that marriage should be limited to a union between a man and woman. “Not only the evangelicals, not only the Jews, not only the Muslims, not only the Catholics, but also the people oppose it,” he said.
Uh. Ok…never mind. Nothing but bad news today, raza.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist! I mean, really? Died because she was getting a butt lift? Seems suspect. And also, for all of those of you that thought that Argentinos were naturally hott, one in 30 has had work done. Just FYI.
Buenos Aires, Argentina (CNN) — A former Miss Argentina died Sunday after complications arising from plastic surgery, the official Telam news agency said.
Solange Magnano, 37, died in a hospital after being transferred from a clinic where she underwent an elective surgery on her buttocks on Wednesday, the agency reported.
So let’s stop siliconing our traseros, please. kthxbye.
Yes mis amigos, another piece of news from the “thank-the virgencita-they’re-Latino-so-I-can-post-this” category. PS Florida is offically retarded.
MIAMI (Reuters) – A bank in Florida refused to cash a check for an armless man because he could not provide a thumbprint.
“They looked at my prosthetic hands and the teller said, ‘Well, obviously you can’t give us a thumbprint’,” Steve Valdez told CNN on Wednesday.
But he said the Bank of America Corp branch in downtown Tampa, Florida, still insisted on a thumbprint identification for him to cash a check drawn on his wife’s account at the bank, even though he showed them two photo IDs.
Call them hongos or champiñones or some crazy Aztec name that we can all pronounce even though we’re straight descendants of la Reina Isabel, but turns out that some white MSM that no Latinos listen to is SHOCKED at the fact that we eat moldy corn. Delicious, delicious moldy corn. Or as white people call it, tar-like fungus. Buen provecho:
In Central Mexico, locals are feasting on a unique delicacy that sprouts to life this time of year from the country’s corn fields.
It’s still called by its Aztec name, cuitlacoche (pronounced QUEET-la-coh-chay--ed.note: mwahahahaha!). The gray, stone-shaped fungus turns into a gunky, tar-like mush when cooked.
But it is revered by Mexican gourmet chefs and home-style cooks alike. The fungus — which some say has an earthy, tangy, mushroom-like flavor with a hint of raw corn — is a popular ingredient in soups and quesadillas.
I love that there were 7 minutes dedicated to this tianguis delicacy. Since there are more brown people now on the bench and we’re all Mexicans anyway, México is so in, guys. So in.
Well since all of the MSM news sources have been talking and talking about some Boricua lady and there have been no Fidel news to enrage our Miami friends, they’ve decided that now there is a new red enemy in town who is not Hugo Chavez, and it is none other than the Latino papi Juanes, who has DARED to do a concert in Cuba.
You may remember him from such satirical cartoons as this one:
But in case you have forgotten about this dude with the I’m-gonna-kill-your-abuelita eyes, Miami has not:
US Cubans Threaten To Boycott Juanes Due To A Future Concert In Cuba
According to Ninoska Perez, executive of the Council for the Freedom of Cuba, Cubans in their homeland need democracy and solidarity; not a concert that ignores the “oppression” they have been subjected to for 50 years.
Cuban exiles in the United States accuse Colombian rocker Juanes of being an accomplice of the communist Castro regime in their homeland after the rocker announced a concert in Havana.
Several Cuban organizations in the U.S. said it was “immoral” of the artist to ignore the situation of the Cuban people. Some threaten to boycott Juanes when the Colombian comes to Miami.
“Apolitical concerts do not exist. Indolence is the worst of evils, because if you don’t take position against a dictatorship, a criminal regime, you become complicit,” the said Ninoska Perez.
Of course there are way more reputable Spanish language press sources reporting on this if you happen to not believe us.
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