We of course love it, because it almost never happens, when the MSM mentions and makes fun of our Latino leaders, since we barely have time to do it ourselves.
Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job
WASHINGTON—In an effort to stimulate economic growth and boost the confidence of the American workforce, the federal government has allocated $40 billion to create one unbelievably mind-blowing new job, Labor Secretary Hilda Solis announced Monday.
The position, which will require the selected applicant to relocate to a sprawling, white-sand-beach facility on St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, will begin immediately after the employee is hired. In addition to a $500,000 annual salary, Solis said that the job also includes 12 weeks of paid vacation, a generous pension, bimonthly bonuses for adequate attendance totaling more than $2 million a year, a company rocket pack, and full health benefits.
“After carefully surveying the current employment landscape, it has become evident that generating a single, incredible new job is the most effective course of action,” Solis said. “Rather than place 2 million Americans in unfulfilling, dead-end careers, we feel that giving one citizen the opportunity to contribute to the study of multiple orgasms in a controlled hot-tub environment will ultimately yield the most lasting change.”
So we all know that the CIA tried to kill Castro with cigars, beard ointments, Gloria Estefan music and yes that Bay of Swine Pigs invasion.
Now that Fidel has become a decrepit dictator columnist, the CIA has focused its Latin American operations on our next favorite head of state, Fidel wannabe, Hugo Chávez.
And since Obama outlawed all that waterboarding, the CIA had to come up with something else.
The plot is SO COMPLICATED, it may actually seem unreal and totally made up by a blogger who is pretending to work.
But the facts are undeniable:
On the evening of April 16, Barack Obama had a super fancy dinner at Mexico City’s Museo Nacional de AntropologÃa, (where BTW there is currently and exhibit about ex-axis of evil location Iran).
Then a few days later almost immediately, SolÃs, who as far as we know is not related to ex-coconut Hilda SolÃs, was found dead, of flu-like symptoms (in this case diabetes and cardiac arrest).
That same night, Obama flew to Trinidad and Tobago, to meet his book club buddy, Hugo Chávez.
(BTW, someone needs to get the pro-immigrant flojo caucus members a copy of How to Donate Money to Politicians in Order to Advance Your Political Agenda for Dummies) .
This is what you call political power: You aren’t even the majority of a minority, you live in Third World Country Miami, you came here to escape “el tirano”, you swim a few miles and you get a green card, welfare and Medicaid, you elect crazy people to Congress, you take over our TV, you sell used cars, AND you get the White House to speak Spanish:
Yes, the Cuban “exiles” who have made a living and a political machine from hating Castro, now get to be the only ones to violate the embargo they lobby for.
(now maybe if they wanted immigration reform, some undocumenteds could get some papeles)
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