We of course love it, because it almost never happens, when the MSM mentions and makes fun of our Latino leaders, since we barely have time to do it ourselves.
Department Of Labor Spends $40 Billion To Create One Amazing New Job
WASHINGTON—In an effort to stimulate economic growth and boost the confidence of the American workforce, the federal government has allocated $40 billion to create one unbelievably mind-blowing new job, Labor Secretary Hilda Solis announced Monday.
The position, which will require the selected applicant to relocate to a sprawling, white-sand-beach facility on St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, will begin immediately after the employee is hired. In addition to a $500,000 annual salary, Solis said that the job also includes 12 weeks of paid vacation, a generous pension, bimonthly bonuses for adequate attendance totaling more than $2 million a year, a company rocket pack, and full health benefits.
“After carefully surveying the current employment landscape, it has become evident that generating a single, incredible new job is the most effective course of action,” Solis said. “Rather than place 2 million Americans in unfulfilling, dead-end careers, we feel that giving one citizen the opportunity to contribute to the study of multiple orgasms in a controlled hot-tub environment will ultimately yield the most lasting change.”
The rest here…
So we all know that the CIA tried to kill Castro with cigars, beard ointments, Gloria Estefan music and yes that Bay of Swine Pigs invasion.
Now that Fidel has become a decrepit dictator columnist, the CIA has focused its Latin American operations on our next favorite head of state, Fidel wannabe, Hugo Chávez.
And since Obama outlawed all that waterboarding, the CIA had to come up with something else.
The plot is SO COMPLICATED, it may actually seem unreal and totally made up by a blogger who is pretending to work.
But the facts are undeniable:
- On the evening of April 16, Barack Obama had a super fancy dinner at Mexico City’s Museo Nacional de AntropologÃa, (where BTW there is currently and exhibit about ex-axis of evil location Iran).
- That night, also present was museum curator Felipe SolÃs OlguÃn, who presumably showed Obama around, shared an unprotected handshake, explained the history of Monctezuma’s revenge and gave him some souvenirs from the Teotihuacán Wal-Mart.
- Then a few days later almost immediately, SolÃs, who as far as we know is not related to ex-coconut Hilda SolÃs, was found dead, of flu-like symptoms (in this case diabetes and cardiac arrest).
- That same night, Obama flew to Trinidad and Tobago, to meet his book club buddy, Hugo Chávez.
- Then, they had an unprotected handshake and exchanged a book about veins.
- Within a few hours Chávez also started showing symptoms of being sick.
- Later that day, fueled by rumors, people in Miami started the preparations to celebrate Castro and or Chávez’ imminent demise, as is their custom.
- Chávez himself has preemptively denounced ad nauseam these plots against him.
We haven’t had this much fun since CNN En Español tried to kill Chávez.
AND of course, we are not the only ones spreading a version of this very suspicious sequence of events. (except for the Chavez part)
And here we thought the mystery of who’s in charge at Labor was resolved when Congress finally voted to confirm now-former Congresswoman Hilda SolÃs, after making her wait for almost two months while they investigated all kinds of crap they disregarded when the white guy now over at Treasury came up for a vote.
In case you’ve been living in a cave, this is what she looks like:
But apparently NO ONE at the Obamatron White House brain trust knows who she is, ’cause they release the numbers on unemployment and the economy, etc., etc.; her VERY FIRST COMMENTS on the whole thing, and we apparently have to guess what the hell her name is:
THE WHITE HOUSE
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Despite the best efforts of the Flojo Caucus, Hilda SolÃs will become the first Latina ever to not only do the labor but to be in charge of it.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — The Senate has confirmed California Rep. Hilda Solis as the Obama administration’s labor secretary.
Now she can hire an accountant for her husband
Just in case you’re wondering, the word for flojo (flow-ho) in English is loose, or weak, or ho hum or lazy. So now on to what all the flojoness is all about.
If Rep. Hilda SolÃs is hoping that support from national Hispanic leaders will push her nomination forward toward the Labor Department, she should be quite worried, because they acted like flojos.
There was a conference call today with the usual suspects, all of them allegedly outraged that SolÃs is waiting for over a month for a vote on her nomination for Labor Secretary.
We say allegedly because from the tone of the conference call, it sounded more like a wake. A reporter even fell asleep.
In fact, it was so low key that the Associated Press reporter asked them, “hey how come you don’t become more outraged” or something like that. And they said well, you know, we’re hoping, and we’re urging, bla bla bla. It was so quiet, it was hard to hear.
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