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By La bloguera, March 20, 2009 10:23 am

We all know that Monica Lewinsky, John McCain, and Mitt Romney are Hispanics, but did you know that we can also claim the first Black Commander in Chief?

A very important, prominent and completely out of his mind Latino journalist, (not Lou Dobbs the Hispanic journalist) has this exclusive breaking news:

Obama Is “First Hispanic President”  Geraldo Rivera Says

Journalist and TV personality Geraldo Rivera summed up the optimism of pro-immigrant activists and mostly Democrat politicians at the 13^th annual U.S.-Mexico Congressional Border Issues Conference by saying he is confident President Barack Obama will keep his campaign promise to sign “comprehensive immigration reform into law.

“Barack Obama is the first Hispanic president the same way Bill Clinton was the first black president”, Rivera said at the conference, which took place Thursday at the U.S. Capitol.

He may have a point: Immigrant dad,  single mother, raised by grand parents, illegal aunt, poor cousin abroad,  says si­ se puede, loves the Kennedy’s, … oh wait, his dad went to Harvard and his mom had a PhD, never mind.

Of course we already knew he was Dominican.

So when do we get an altar to la Virgen de Guadalupe, and or Changó, in the White House?

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By La bloguera, October 31, 2008 8:29 am

Usually I am all in favor of more Latinos on TV…HOWEVER….

Yes! he even made it to the Daily Show: (after minute 6)

Continue reading 'Move Over Joe The Plumber, We Have Tito “De Bilder”'»

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By La bloguera, October 24, 2008 8:56 am

When he is not romancing Brazilians who look like Cindy (or is it the other way around?) apparently he is meeting with dictators without those famous preconditions:

John McCain, who has harshly criticized the idea of sitting down with dictators without pre-conditions, appears to have done just that. In 1985, McCain traveled to Chile for a friendly meeting with Chile’s military ruler, General Augusto Pinochet, one of the world’s most notorious violators of human rights credited with killing more than 3,000 civilians and jailing tens of thousands of others.

Here are the documents to prove it:

Continue reading 'More McCain Adventures in South America'»

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By La bloguera, October 23, 2008 1:39 pm

Who has time to write a clever post for every news item? Not me. So we are back to bullet form with your Cuban-American political/fashion update:

• McCain continues to beg Cubans to make him the next president to be outlived by a Castro.
• Meanwhile a Cuban who doesn’t live in Florida designs’ for Michelle Obama
• AND of course who could forget guajiros for Obama

And of course we can’t ignore one of my favorites
Continue reading 'Guayabera politics with McCain, Cuban designer for Michelle, Guajiro 4 Obama'»

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By Ticatecla, October 7, 2008 8:39 pm

Looks like our favorite Panamanian has more in common with the shortest Coconut Caucus member ever.

Here’s the best picture of this, as sent to us by our very own La Bloguera.

Clearly height is an issue, unless of course, this is another liberal media tactic like their fact checking and stuff.

UPDATE: Case in point: NYT caught on to the height issue:

So like a good Central American, JMcC is 3 feet tall, which makes the height issue officially the only slightly Latino thing to even poke its head into the debate of this super majorly important election.