Duh statement of the day: the gay marriage issue tends to be one that many Latinos will not touch with a ten foot pole (even though we all have a gay tío at least who helped us do our hair for some ridiculous quinceañera).
So although the New York State Senate decided that by legalizing gay marriage they were all going to be forced to screw a bearish gay man/big butch leathermamma lesbian and therefore they could NOT unvirginize their behinds, there were some pretty awesome comments from black senators. Here’s some excerpts from some MSM source…
Senator Ruth Hassell-Thompson, a Democrat who represents parts of the Bronx and Westchester County, spoke publicly for the first time about her gay brother, who was shunned by her family and moved to France.
“When I walk through these doors, my Bible stays out,” said Senator Eric Adams, a Brooklyn Democrat who compared the law preventing same-sex marriage with laws that kept blacks and whites from marrying. “I believe there are certain moments here where we can benchmark our lives by the votes we took.”
So where are the Latino senators? And what will they say? Um…make us proud?
State Senator Rubén Díaz Sr. of the Bronx made an impassioned argument against same-sex marriage, describing his continued opposition as reflecting the broad consensus that marriage should be limited to a union between a man and woman. “Not only the evangelicals, not only the Jews, not only the Muslims, not only the Catholics, but also the people oppose it,” he said.
Uh. Ok…never mind. Nothing but bad news today, raza.
They don’t claim to know who’s been naughty or nice, but some Houston charities are asking whether children are in the country legally before giving them toys.
In a year when more families than ever have asked for help, several programs providing Christmas gifts for needy children require at least one member of the household to be a U.S. citizen. Others ask for proof of income or rely on churches and schools to suggest recipients.
Who would be capable of such a thing, you ask?
The Salvation Army and a charity affiliated with the Houston Fire Department are among those that consider immigration status, asking for birth certificates or Social Security cards for the children.
Which means amigos, that for our brown hated-by-Lou-Dobbs friends, Santa just went from this:
To this:
Guess I was always suspect of a fat white guy that gives things out for free. Feliz Navidad, Houston bigots!
Sorry, I couldn’t resist! I mean, really? Died because she was getting a butt lift? Seems suspect. And also, for all of those of you that thought that Argentinos were naturally hott, one in 30 has had work done. Just FYI.
Buenos Aires, Argentina (CNN) — A former Miss Argentina died Sunday after complications arising from plastic surgery, the official Telam news agency said.
Solange Magnano, 37, died in a hospital after being transferred from a clinic where she underwent an elective surgery on her buttocks on Wednesday, the agency reported.
So let’s stop siliconing our traseros, please. kthxbye.
MIAMI (Reuters) – A bank in Florida refused to cash a check for an armless man because he could not provide a thumbprint.
“They looked at my prosthetic hands and the teller said, ‘Well, obviously you can’t give us a thumbprint’,” Steve Valdez told CNN on Wednesday.
But he said the Bank of America Corp branch in downtown Tampa, Florida, still insisted on a thumbprint identification for him to cash a check drawn on his wife’s account at the bank, even though he showed them two photo IDs.
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