So unless you’ve been living under a rock, Barack Obama won Maryland, Virginia and DC over Hillary Clinton and Panamanian John McCain beat Mike Huckabee. Which means brown love all around!

In Tuesday’s contests, Mr. Obama showed impressive strength among not only the groups that have backed him in earlier contests — blacks, younger voters, the affluent and self-described independents — but also among older voters, women and lower-income people, the core of Mrs. Clinton’s support up to now, according to exit polls. Mr. Obama also won majorities of white men and Hispanic voters in Virginia, though not in Maryland.

Dayyum! See what happens when you fire one of us, Hillary? This is clearly divine intervention. Hell hath no fury like a Latina scorned.