Comments on: Chertoff, Tired of Scaring Immigrants, Wants to Scare Everybody

By: Adventures of the Coconut Caucus - We put the PANIC in Hispanic » Border Patrol Officer Finds Shears Too Threatening

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:00:12 +0000

[...] Who would have thunk it? Rocks are the new terrorist threat. Someone call that French Maitre D’ dude and have him raise the threat level to brown. This entry is filed under Main, Orgullo Hispano, Ticatecla. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Leave a Reply [...]

By: Adventures of the Coconut Caucus - We put the PANIC in Hispanic » Que merde! French Maitre’d Continues Crackdown on Immigrants

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:17:59 +0000

[...] Que merde! French Maitre’d Continues Crackdown on Immigrants By La Neta The last time we checked in on Michael Chertoff, our own Highness of Hysteria was busy checking with his intestines to gauge terrorist activity. [...]

By: Big Head DC » Candy Spelling’s Letter to Michael Chertoff

Big Head DC » Candy Spelling’s Letter to Michael Chertoff — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:38:58 +0000

[...] You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to feel uneasy about impending terror, while looking like Jafar from Aladdin and wearing your hair in a way that’s just plain unflattering, do you have to talk to Congress all the time? You’re wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blameÂ The New York TimesÂ for waiting for your next one? Do you really want to keep getting headlinesÂ such as “Chertoff Tired of Scaring Immigrants, Wants to Scare Everybody” to be your legacy? You can do much better. [...]