Recent Caucus adventures in the news…

• Xavier Becerra prepares to slam Bush in Spanish
• Mario Diaz Balart swears himself in, in Third World Country Florida, because Washington “is not reality”.
• Ileana Ros Lehtinen takes a break from calling for the assassination of world leaders and wants “real” reforms at the U.N.
• Comerce Secretary Carlos Gutiérrez, represents Bush at inauguration of Hugo Chávez ally.
• Nydia Velázquez introduces legislation to expand the internets in el barrio.
• Robert Menéndez does something related to genocide in Armenia.
• Silvestre Reyes politely disagrees with Cheney
• Ken Salazar thanks democrats as self appointed official spokesperson for the whole state of Colorado.